(Source: murphypendleton, via skooth)
Anonymous asked: praise thee fuckin lordie mouse you just killed me
my inability to draw tattoos ended up serving me in the end
Tattoo done at Tattoo Reggae Studio in Belo Horizonte, Brazil
BANANA DICK MUFFIN
reiners-gaydar said: I knew you’d draw his blinged out disco stick at some point. When I look at that sunflower though, all I can imagine is the sunflower from Plants vs. Zombies. I’m imagining it’s cute little smile and big bubbly eyes right now, plastered on Jean’s chest instead of a regular sunflower.
lmfao new headcanon for gs jean’s tattoo I’m so sorry
after days of telling myself I wouldn’t post this, I decided to get over myself and do it
there’s a dick under this cut, jsyk. A pierced dick and a set of nipple rings to match. Complete with a sunflower tattoo….
(Source: chronic-life, via lalondes)
Consider it a gift to the wonderful thisismouseface and her sugardaddy!Marco AU. Featuring sugar daddy Marco and sick grumpy trashbaby Jean. I hope you do not mind me co-opting your setting and your Jean’s tattoos, Mousie!
Once a month or so, Marco set aside a weekend specifically to do nothing. No clubs, no dinners, none of the usual pursuits that occupied the evenings for someone of his lifestyle. His lazy personal weekends usually involved espresso and some terrible sci-fi movie that had absolutely no right to be on Blu-Ray. Although recently they’d taken on a slightly different tone, involving dim lighting and the faint taste of metal on the lips crushed against his…
This weekend was back to basics though. Marco paused the credits he hadn’t been paying any attention to when the brushed-steel espresso machine binged and extracted himself from the couch to retrieve a steaming mug, admiring the starry swirl the machine left in the foam. He restarted the movie with his new phone’s universal remote app, sparing a glance for the other end of the couch, which was currently occupied by a large microplush amoeba. He settled back into the cushions and poked it with a toe
“You still alive?”
“Ffffugyou,” replied the amoeba.
Kenji, you did this au more justice than I ever could have possibly hoped with that. I squealed and squirmed like an idiot at each paragraph. I loved every single detail (especially the inclusion of Jean’s tattoos, god fucking bless….)
This is perfect. You are perfect. I am dead. R.I.P. Mouse.
there’s about 1500 more words (and counting) where that came from…operating theory: gold digging trashbaby + 100 deg. fever = amorphous blob of beligerant snuggles
ALL HAIL KENJI MY LORD AND SAVIOR